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>88 Ways to Know If You’re Chinese
  >1.You look like you are 18.
  >2.You like to eat chicken feet.
  >3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
  >4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
  >5.You sing karaoke.
  >6.Your house is covered with tile.
  >7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.
  >8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
  >9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
  >10.You\’ve never kissed your mom or dad.
  >11.You\’ve never hugged your mom or dad.
  >12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
  >13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your \“coke bottle glasses\“.
  >14.You\’ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
  >15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up.
  >16.You\’ll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
  >17.You love to use coupons.
  >18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.
  >19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
  >20.You take showers at night.
  >21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
  >22.You don\’t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room.
  >23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male.
  >24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.
  >25.You say \“Aiya!\“and \“Wah!\“frequently.
  >26.You don\’t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
  >27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack.
  >28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the
  >29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off.
  >30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
  >31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That\’s why you need
  >the vinyl tablecloth.
  >32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
  >33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
  >34.You have never used your dishwasher.
  >35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
  >36.You eat all meals in the kitchen.
  >37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers.
  >38.You have a piano in your living room.
  >39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
  >40.You twirl your pen around your fingers.
  >41.You hate to waste food.
  >42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one
  >leftover chicken wing.
  >43.You don\’t own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but
  >carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars.
  >44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses45.You have a
  >collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay
  in a hotel.
  >46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means
  any car ride longer than 15minutes).These snacks are always dried and
  >include dried plums,mango,ginger,and squid.
  >47.You wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it.
  >48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
  >49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
  >50.You don\’t use measuring cups.
  >51.You beat eggs with chopsticks.
  >52.You have a teacup with a cover on it.
  >53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling
  >information (*69)costs 50cents.
  >54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
  >55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are
  >female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.
  >56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.
  >57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
  >58.You\’ve learnt some form of martial arts.
  >59.Shaolin actually means something to you.
  >60.You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs.
  >61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
  >62.You never call your parents just to say hi.
  >63.If you don\’t live at home,when your parents call,they ask if
  >you\’ve eaten,even if it\’s midnight.
  >64.When you\’re sick,your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or
  >baked goods due to yeet hay.
  >65.You know what yeet hay is.
  >65.你知道什么是“上火“(这个yeet hay网上说是广东话,意思是produce hot air,姑
  >66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work,even though you only 10feet
  >67.You use a face cloth.
  >68.You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.
  >69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or
  >70.You save your old Coke
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